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Jennifer Aniston Nosejob here is banned because she partially ruined "Friends," I know she did! Somewhere after the Brad marriage, she became "glamour girl" and Mrs. Hollywood and if you notice around that same time, the character of Rachel began to become Jennifer Aniston. She did less physical comedy, her demeanor changed, she was just a different character than the one we grew to love. And I personally believe that Aniston went to the producers and forced them to change the character to suit her needs. For this and her Brad Pitt marriage and for her thinking she is better than television... Jennifer Aniston is banned. |
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Mariah Carey Mariah and her crazy ass. Normally I would love the whole "popstar" turns tragically psychotic but for some reason its lost on me with Mariah. She's a waste. She doesn't sing anymore! She wears the smallest shorts possible and tank tops which accentuate parts people her size should be hiding... not flaunting, while sitting on a car or in a hot tub or on a tree swing "harmonizing" to the backup singers. Sing Mariah Sing. I'm not having "Visions of Love", its all hate baby. Crazy or not, Mariah needs to be hit by a bus. |
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Hilary Duff You little bitch. I hate Hilary Duff. She was cute as the tween star, Lizzie McGuire. Then she got the bright idea that she was bigger than Disney, demanded more money and was rightfully fired. Then she becomes quite possibly the worst bubblegum pop singer on earth. She is so emotionless and bland with her music that listening to the slaughter of baby calves has to be more entertaining that this talent less has-been at age 17 whore, Hilary Duff. If Mariah Carey was hit by a bus, I hope Hilary is on that bus and said bus thereafter plummets into a cavern and explodes, killing her stupid ass. And lets get one thing straight "Ms I'm better than Disney," a tween that bitched at Vanity Fair magazine for kicking her then boyfriend Aaron Carter out of an "all girls" photo shoot when you weren't supposed to invite him in the first place because he once dated two other tween girls that were in the photo shoot with you, has no right being a role model for little girls. Hit the stripper pole already and do us all a favor. |
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Tara Reid This rag doesn't even get a "star ban" symbol because she is so far from being a "star" its not funny. She's just pointless. |
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Julia Roberts Lest we forget she played a hooker once? And not in a serious, Elizabeth Shue way, but in a "for kicks" kind of way. I know, Pretty Woman is great. It is, I'm not denying that. And she was in Mystic Pizza, she's had some goodies! But for some reason, at this point and time she's annoying to me. I don't know if its because she's a mediocre actress that somehow is the highest paid female actress or if its her "oh-so hollywood" and chummy-chummy friendships with the hollywood elite... whatever it is that she's omitting is getting on my nerves one way or the other so she's banned. For the time being at least. |
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Gwen Stefani It just makes me sick that she abandoned the grrrl power diy punk persona of her heyday for the ultraglam celebutante routine she's living today. It makes me sick that her message was once about not objectifying females and being yourself and standing up for your independence as a woman and now she is the biggest phony sexual Hollywood whore around. What does that say to the thrones of adoring tween girls? I know. It says that if you sell out and make millions and marry a rocker and become Hollywood royalty, independence and self worth go out the window. Now don't get me wrong, I like me some No Doubt and I can even get a groove or two on for her first single, "What You Waiting For" but sista friend needs to check herself back into the SoCal ghetto she grew up in before she wrecks herself. |
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Britney
Spears The picture to the left is from Crossroads do I need to go on? She's so fallen into the Mariah realm of horrible. She was once the naughty school girl that wanted you to hit her one more time. Now, I'd give the world to "hit her one more time" with a car that was sideswiped by the out of control bus that kills Mariah while Hilary Duff is trapped inside. Honey, with the marriages and the cameo in Fahrenheit 9/11, you're having the worst year ever. Embrace your white-trashiness. Christina did, she always admitted she was a dirrrty whore so you never expected better. Britney's always denied her trashy side and her provocative nature so she sneaked ciggies but the paparazzi caught her. Hey, it's her "prerogative!" With any luck she'll fall prey to what the other singer with a "prerogative" did... How's that crack Bobby? Crack is Whack! |
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